So I am walking through Phipps Plaza Mall on Friday trying to locate my high end purchase of the season and a mildly attractive young woman taps me on the shoulder and asks "Where did you get that sweater? My boyfriend has been looking for a cardigan just like that for the longest." (Sweater- Lacoste, lemon Yellow, 6-button cardigan with turn-back cuffs) I responded "It was a gift so I don't know where it was purchased but you can probably find something similar at the Lacoste store in Lenox or in Nordstrom." Before the "m" sound in Nordstrom left my lips,her friend, an awkward looking woman draped in a sub par sweatsuit of the ugliest shade of green, interjects with "you probably get whatever you want from whoever you want. Just a fine ass heart breaker". WHHHHHOOOOAAAAAA!!!! NELLY!! OMG!!! Call CNN, The National Guard and Oprah because Leader and Matriarch of the kingdom of the Assumption People has reappeared in Phipps Plaza Mall. Naturally I looked at her like she was from Krypton and inquired as to why she would make such an accusation. Here goes the rationale:
"Well most people who look the way you do have it easier in life:light skinned, well built, attractive, well spoken, well dressed. Its just not fair to other people who don't have all that in one person."
The amount of anger building up in me should have been charted and investigated by the Guinness Book of World Records but nonetheless I digested what the woman said and did a quick wooooo saaaaaahhhhh!!!
Not only am I NOT a heart breaker but i don't even take into consideration the aforementioned accolades. You know WHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTT..... I'm not even explaining myself. It is what itis. Prince says it best.
http://www.livevideo.com/video/9909982ABCC74768B95048B0863C4B06/prince-beautiful-one-.aspx
"Well most people who look the way you do have it easier in life:light skinned, well built, attractive, well spoken, well dressed. Its just not fair to other people who don't have all that in one person."
The amount of anger building up in me should have been charted and investigated by the Guinness Book of World Records but nonetheless I digested what the woman said and did a quick wooooo saaaaaahhhhh!!!
Not only am I NOT a heart breaker but i don't even take into consideration the aforementioned accolades. You know WHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTT..... I'm not even explaining myself. It is what itis. Prince says it best.
http://www.livevideo.com/video/9909982ABCC74768B95048B0863C4B06/prince-beautiful-one-.aspx
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